HI, I’m the nice pickle in the jar in aisle ten at Coles, I’ve been stocked for about 2 days. I’m joined by my pal, Stephen. He’s in with me on our plan to get out of the jar.
Stephen yelled,” People, take us.”
“Hey Daniel,” The dad of the kid right in front of the two. “Get that pickle jar.” Then, Daniel took the jar and left.
So they walked off with Stephen and the pickle yet to be named were SCREAMING of joy! Soon the kid, Daniel, was about to eat Stephen’s dad. Roy. “Arggghh!” Roy yelled. Half of him is gone. Finito.
“R.I.P!” Stephen says sadly.
Anyway, the pickle who is not yet to be named name is, don… don…. Don…. Spencer!
So, now Spencer and Stephen are about to steal a jet, and escape to Mexico!
“But, if we’re going to Mexico, we’re in Ascot Vale, just outside of a random house!” Stephen exclaimed.
“I’ve got another plan!” Spencer replied.
So, basically, plan two is:
1. Go to the airport, steal a jet
2. Kill the pilot and the passenger
3. Fly to South America
The two were lucky because a cab pulled up in front of them, plus they can chit chat about the plan on the way.
“We’ll need to attack the police that actually have weapons.” Spencers tells Stephen.
“Okay.” Stephen replied.
Right away they walk in and the see the police, they capture the police guns and walk off in silence.
Then Crazy music plays!
Now to passengers are about to enter the jet.
“HOLY MOLY!” Stephen yelled. “Donald Trump!”
“Oh, well that’s bad.” Spencer whispered.
Stephen pulled out his MI80 and shot Donald Trump!
Donald Trump’s been shot! We have Brandon Goldbum. “Yeah thanks Chris, we have lost our president, Mr Trump, but no further news.”
Back to the scene
“Kill the pilot…… BAM!” Spencer yelled while a shot was held.
“Err… I just killed Donald trump.” Stephen said quietly.
But 22 hours later………………………………………………………………………………………….
As soon as they get to Mexico they ask, “Why are we here in Mexico?” Stephen asked.
“To get away from the pickle lovers!” Spencer replied.
“Should we get going?” Stephen asked.
“We should go under the bridge in Maribyrnong.” Spencer exclaimed.
So the pair wait 14 hours, and finally are a minute AWAY then Spencer yelled,”G-G-GO DOWN!”
“YEAH!” “Just watch out for those pickle loves!”
Part two coming soon.